Funny Quote

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”- Groucho Marx

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” - Unknown

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.” - Oscar Wilde quotes

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” - Robert Bloch

“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!” - Unknown

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” - Unknown

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” - Maryon Pearson

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.” - Homer Simpson

Confucius Saying

The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved. - Confucius

To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness. - Confucius


To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage. - Confucius


To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle. - Confucius

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius

When anger rises, think of the consequences. - Confucius


When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves. - Confucius

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom. - Confucius

By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. - Confucius

Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue. - Confucius

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it. - Confucius

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. - Confucius

He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed. - Confucius

Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles. - Confucius

I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there. - Confucius

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes. - Confucius

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. - Confucius

He who will not economize will have to agonize. - Confucius

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star. - Confucius

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart. - Confucius

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Respect yourself and others will respect you. - Confucius

Study the past if you would define the future. - Confucius

You cannot open a book without learning something. - Confucius

Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts? - Confucius

Wherever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. - Confucius

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. - Confucius

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven. - Confucius

I will not be concerned at other men's not knowing me;I will be concerned at my own want of ability. - Confucius

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. - Confucius

Saturday - Quotes

"Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration." - Thomas A Edison

"The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing." - Mignon McLaughlin

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." - Helen Keller

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

“The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.”- The Bible

Watch your thoughts

“Watch your thoughts; they become your words.
Watch your words; they become your actions.
Watch your actions; they become your habits.
Watch your habits; they become your character.
Watch your character for it will become your destiny.” - Frank Outlaw

New Years Quotes

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G. K. Chesterton

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights. - Hamilton Wright Mabie

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. - Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth. - Martin Luther

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. - Author Unknown

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. - G.K. Chesterton


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. - W.H. Auden

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution. - Jay Leno

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. - Eric Zorn

Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!

May this NEW YEAR be a song of THANKSGIVING, an offering of PRAISE, a celebration of GOD’S LOVE in HIS Amazing GRACE! - by me

How do you measure a year? In daylights, sunsets, midnights, cups of coffee… in laughter & strife. Remember the love. Measure your life in SEASONS OF LOVE.” I hope you have a lot of these seasons to look back at in 2008 and wishing you many more of them in 2009. A happy new year! - by me

Merry Christmas Quotes

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart. -- George Matthew Adams


Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show. The secret lies in an inner glow. It's lighting a fire inside the heart. Good will and joy a vital part. It's higher thought and a greater plan. It's glorious dream in the soul of man. -- Wilfred A. Peterson

Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. -- Bart Simpson

What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. -- Agnes M. Pharo

Christmas, in its final essence, is for grown people who have forgotten what children know. Christmas is for whoever is old enough to have denied the unquenchable spirit of man. -- Margaret Cousins

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? -- G.K. Chesterton

Best of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God and the love of our fellow men should prevail over all hatred and bitterness, a time when our thoughts and deeds and the spirit of our lives manifest the presence of God. --George F. McDougall

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. -- Charles Dickens

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas time.
-- Laura Ingalls Wilder

The merry family gatherings-- The old, the very young; The strangely lovely way they Harmonize in carols sung. For Christmas is tradition time-- Traditions that recall The precious memories down the years, The sameness of them all. -- Helen Lowrie Marshall

Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. -- Pope John XXIII

At Christmas, A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year;
He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season's here;
Then he's thinking more of others than he's thought the months before,
And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for.
He is less a selfish creature than at any other time;
When the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime. -- Edgar Guest

Christmas--that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance--a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. -- Augusta E. Rundel

The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected. -- Samuel Johnson

Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion. -- Ralph Sockman

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. -- Unknown

Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world - stronger than hate, stronger than evil, stronger than death - and that the blessed life which began in Bethlehem nineteen hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas. -- Henry Van Dyke

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad. -- John Greenleaf Whittier

Be a Dreamer

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.
- Brian Tracy