Saturday, February 7, 2009

Funny Quote

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”- Groucho Marx

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” - Unknown

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.” - Oscar Wilde quotes

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” - Robert Bloch

“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!” - Unknown

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” - Unknown

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” - Maryon Pearson

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.” - Homer Simpson